1 00:00:06,448 --> 00:00:07,517 [car crashes] 2 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,310 Sounds like attempted murder. 3 00:00:09,413 --> 00:00:10,620 Your plan was genius. 4 00:00:10,724 --> 00:00:13,034 Frankly, I was surprised how easy it was. 5 00:00:13,137 --> 00:00:14,275 Not so fast, mister. 6 00:00:16,274 --> 00:00:18,413 Strangely enough, I'm getting a second wind. 7 00:00:18,517 --> 00:00:19,931 Are you ever not actively flirting? 8 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:22,413 No, not when it comes to you. 9 00:00:22,517 --> 00:00:24,275 [girls squealing] 10 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:26,793 How do you stand living your life so loud? 11 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,655 Hayley is going to be my wife. 12 00:00:29,379 --> 00:00:31,172 And it can't happen soon enough. 13 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:33,137 Bill and I were supposed to be together forever. 14 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,344 That was the pact. 15 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:37,482 As far as I'm concerned, my father is dead. 16 00:00:37,586 --> 00:00:39,655 The Duprees will be attending the wedding 17 00:00:39,758 --> 00:00:41,965 as a family, including you, Dani. 18 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:45,758 Duprees don't cower. We don't hide. 19 00:00:45,862 --> 00:00:47,689 If Bill has the stones to marry 20 00:00:47,793 --> 00:00:49,724 that little heifer in our community, 21 00:00:49,827 --> 00:00:53,241 then he can do it while looking into our pissed-off faces. 22 00:00:54,413 --> 00:00:56,000 On behalf of Bill and Hayley, 23 00:00:56,103 --> 00:00:58,000 I would like to welcome and thank you all 24 00:00:58,103 --> 00:01:01,965 for coming out tonight in celebration of their union. 25 00:01:02,068 --> 00:01:05,586 Your love and support means the world. 26 00:01:05,689 --> 00:01:09,137 Marriage is a lifelong partnership, 27 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:12,241 a promise of love, respect, 28 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:16,862 honor, and trust in each other through the good and the bad. 29 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:20,965 It is a covenant not to be taken into lightly. 30 00:01:21,068 --> 00:01:25,586 Today, among these witnesses, Bill and Hayley embark 31 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:30,172 on a journey to husband and wife. 32 00:01:30,275 --> 00:01:33,413 If anyone here objects to the union of these two people, 33 00:01:33,517 --> 00:01:35,896 speak now or forever hold your peace. 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,378 Me. 35 00:01:38,896 --> 00:01:40,620 I object. 36 00:01:41,586 --> 00:01:42,723 Dani, no! 37 00:01:42,827 --> 00:01:44,551 [guests clamoring] 38 00:01:45,723 --> 00:01:47,033 -[gunshot] -[guests scream] 39 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:50,827 -Danielle, stop this! -Put that gun away this instant! 40 00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:52,206 EVA: You are looking 41 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:56,137 at Nicole Richardson's brand-new temporary assistant. 42 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,310 [screams] Yes. Okay. 43 00:01:58,413 --> 00:02:02,310 I'm so excited. This is it, honey. 44 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,793 Ooh, it's the day I, I've dreamed about. 45 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:08,000 [chuckles] You are finally gonna be 46 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:10,205 where you should have been all along. 47 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:14,620 In your father's house. 48 00:02:15,862 --> 00:02:19,000 Mm-hmm. My biological father. 49 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:23,068 Hmm, Dr. Big Shot thought he could just wipe us away, 50 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:24,620 forget you and I exist. 51 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:29,379 Well, Ted Richardson and his high-and-mighty wife 52 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,827 are in for a rude awakening. 53 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:33,206 He's gonna pay 54 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:37,827 for trying to erase my baby girl Eva. 55 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:42,413 Hmm, for trying to erase me. 56 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:43,620 What are you doing? 57 00:02:43,724 --> 00:02:44,758 -Please, Danielle. -Danielle, please. 58 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:45,758 CHELSEA: Oh, my God. 59 00:02:45,862 --> 00:02:48,758 Don't get in the middle of this. 60 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:51,448 Dani, you need to let these people out of here. 61 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:53,482 They can go. 62 00:02:53,586 --> 00:02:56,413 I have unfinished business with these two. 63 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:57,551 You heard her. Let's go. 64 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,896 -[clattering] -[guests gasping] 65 00:03:07,344 --> 00:03:09,482 Now, Dani... 66 00:03:09,586 --> 00:03:13,000 If everybody stays out of my way, son-in-law, 67 00:03:13,103 --> 00:03:14,827 things will be fine. 68 00:03:14,931 --> 00:03:16,793 Check the flowers. 69 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:21,379 -Dani... -That was a warning shot. 70 00:03:21,482 --> 00:03:22,758 But now that I have your attention, 71 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:26,620 there are certain sentiments I'd like to convey. 72 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:29,344 Just put the gun down, and we could... 73 00:03:29,448 --> 00:03:32,241 We-we can talk about this? 74 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:34,067 Too late. 75 00:03:35,206 --> 00:03:37,930 I have a choice to make. 76 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:40,448 Do I put this next bullet 77 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:44,655 right between your two lying eyes, Bill? 78 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,034 Or... 79 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:50,862 Well, imagine the damage I could do if I destroyed this pest. 80 00:03:51,896 --> 00:03:55,689 Who would drop in for dinner at our table but wasn't satisfied 81 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:59,448 until she took my man from my bed. 82 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,862 That would probably hurt more... 83 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:04,379 longer... 84 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:08,172 maybe for the rest of your sad, pathetic life. 85 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:13,068 Decisions, decisions. 86 00:04:19,241 --> 00:04:21,827 ♪ ♪ 87 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:52,103 Sorry for holding up your table. 88 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:54,103 I'm sure she'll be here any second. 89 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:57,517 What about your friends, the couple? 90 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,206 Naomi and Jacob couldn't make it-- family deal-- 91 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:00,758 but Ashley and I got to celebrate. 92 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:02,551 It's her first week at Garland Memorial. 93 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:05,344 Best new nurse in the D.C. metropolitan area. 94 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:06,655 Nice. 95 00:05:06,758 --> 00:05:08,517 Just can't figure out what's keeping her. 96 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:09,689 Maybe there's an emergency. 97 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,482 And they pulled a newbie in on it? 98 00:05:11,586 --> 00:05:14,137 Maybe, yeah, but I'm thinking it's her first week. 99 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:16,758 It's probably not life-or-death. 100 00:05:16,862 --> 00:05:17,965 Thanks. 101 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,068 That's just your water breaking. 102 00:05:20,172 --> 00:05:21,724 -It's perfectly normal. -Oh. 103 00:05:21,827 --> 00:05:23,137 Uh, yeah, sure it is, 104 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:25,137 and in the movies this is when you would get your bag 105 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:28,103 and head to the hospital, right? 106 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:29,344 I'm having this baby now. 107 00:05:29,448 --> 00:05:30,379 No, not now. 108 00:05:30,482 --> 00:05:31,448 [scoffs] Tell that to the baby. 109 00:05:31,551 --> 00:05:33,482 Try to relax, try to relax. 110 00:05:33,586 --> 00:05:35,689 This is an elevator. Why is the baby in such a rush? 111 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:36,827 Isn't there something we can do to...? 112 00:05:36,931 --> 00:05:38,379 Everything is going to be fine, okay? 113 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:41,137 We just need to get this mama- to-be to Labor and Delivery. 114 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,137 That might be easier said than done. 115 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:44,862 -Oh, something's wrong. -What could go wrong? 116 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:46,344 We're gonna be moving in just a minute. Right, Andre? 117 00:05:46,448 --> 00:05:47,586 The elevator's stuck. 118 00:05:47,689 --> 00:05:49,137 DANI: Cheater. 119 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:51,827 Home-wrecker. 120 00:05:52,793 --> 00:05:55,448 Which should it be? 121 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:57,517 Don't hide behind him. 122 00:05:57,620 --> 00:06:01,241 Look, Dani, just put the gun down and tell me what you want. 123 00:06:01,344 --> 00:06:03,896 All I ever wanted was you. 124 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,137 Bill, you don't have to... 125 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:06,655 DANI: Speak less. 126 00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:07,965 BILL: Hey. 127 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,344 Whatever it is you hope to accomplish here... 128 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:12,517 Tick it off my bucket list. 129 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,689 First, ruin this one's wedding day. 130 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,551 Next... 131 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:20,793 well, let's see where the day takes us, huh? 132 00:06:25,655 --> 00:06:27,172 For the love of God, Vernon, do something. 133 00:06:27,275 --> 00:06:29,965 Danielle, sweetheart, please. 134 00:06:30,068 --> 00:06:32,137 Just tell us what you want so we can get on... 135 00:06:32,241 --> 00:06:34,517 Everything you took from me. 136 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:39,275 I had a life I loved, a career when I met you. 137 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:42,413 I was so young and eager 138 00:06:42,517 --> 00:06:44,275 to be the wife you wanted, 139 00:06:44,379 --> 00:06:46,344 give you children... 140 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,448 our beautiful children. 141 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:54,482 Every woman you wanted me to be... 142 00:06:54,586 --> 00:06:57,103 I became. 143 00:06:57,206 --> 00:07:00,724 Everything you wanted, I wanted for you. 144 00:07:00,827 --> 00:07:02,793 Financed and feted. 145 00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:07,137 I helped birth your dreams into a reality. 146 00:07:07,241 --> 00:07:11,551 Hell, your meteoric rise to the cream of the crop 147 00:07:11,655 --> 00:07:14,344 was bankrolled and financed 148 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:17,724 and endorsed by the Duprees. 149 00:07:17,827 --> 00:07:20,206 -It's my job. -That's my mother. 150 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:22,689 Danielle, we'll discuss this in private 151 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:24,206 after you put down that gun. 152 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:27,241 Mm-mm, no. 153 00:07:27,344 --> 00:07:29,655 There are too many secrets around here. 154 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,413 Like this one. 155 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:33,758 I have a name. 156 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,724 Oh, you have a few. 157 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:36,793 None of them very nice. 158 00:07:36,896 --> 00:07:39,068 I'm Hayley Hamilton. 159 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:40,724 Like hell. 160 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:44,068 Until you are pronounced wife, 161 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:48,517 you don't get to have the same last name as my children. 162 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,965 You're Hayley Lawson. 163 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:52,931 Finish the story. 164 00:07:53,034 --> 00:07:57,275 Friendless orphan who inflicted herself on my family, 165 00:07:57,379 --> 00:08:00,793 used my daughter for a free pass to the good life, 166 00:08:00,896 --> 00:08:05,655 made herself at home, and wrecked everything I've built. 167 00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:07,517 -I know you think that's... -If you knew 168 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,517 what I'm thinking right now, 169 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,103 you would be very quiet! 170 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,206 Better. 171 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:23,344 Okay, honey, we are about to become besties. 172 00:08:23,448 --> 00:08:25,793 -What's your name? -Alix-- with an "I," 173 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,310 not that that matters right now. 174 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:29,068 I'm Ashley Morgan. 175 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:32,655 You're a nurse. Please tell me you're a doctor. 176 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:35,136 Sorry. Andre Richardson, photographer. 177 00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:37,517 God, don't you dare take my picture. Don't even ask. 178 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,068 I'll do something more useful instead. 179 00:08:39,172 --> 00:08:40,344 I'm calling 911. 180 00:08:40,448 --> 00:08:41,586 -Good idea. -Yeah. 181 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,344 -Now breathe, breathe. -[breathing deeply] 182 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:46,310 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 183 00:08:46,413 --> 00:08:48,517 That's right. Don't say it. 184 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,344 -Yeah, no reception. -ALIX: Keep trying. 185 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:52,379 Because delivering in an elevator 186 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:53,827 is not part of my birth plan. 187 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:55,896 -[groans] -Okay, another contraction. 188 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,517 -Come on, get down. -Feels like they're closer together. 189 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,586 Andre, give me your coat. We're gonna get her more comfortable. 190 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:00,896 What, y-you mean the baby's coming? 191 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,275 -[groans] -Oh... 192 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,724 That did not sound good. 193 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:07,241 That sounds like this baby is ready, 194 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,586 all right, which is perfectly fine 195 00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:10,137 because Andre and I are here and we're gonna help you. 196 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:11,724 Nothing to worry about. 197 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:15,689 Let's do this. 198 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:17,517 The day I gave birth to you, 199 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,413 your father was the same as now-- 200 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:23,379 nowhere to be found, not that I was surprised. 201 00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:27,655 Ted made it quite clear that he wanted nothing to do with us. 202 00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:30,655 -From the very beginning. -Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:35,137 Soon as I got pregnant, Ted got in the wind. 204 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:40,103 Nicole Dupree had that man wrapped around her finger. 205 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:45,103 He didn't spend one hot minute worrying about you or me. 206 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:48,034 Oh... 207 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:52,551 much as it breaks my heart to see that look on your face-- 208 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:57,034 the truth, honey, that hurt-- 209 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,931 it's best that you know the truth. 210 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,413 Ted Richardson didn't give a damn 211 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:07,344 about whether we lived or died, and he still doesn't. 212 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:09,620 [chuckles wryly] 213 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:12,758 You know, if he could've just stayed 214 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,413 the way that he was when we first met. 215 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:17,896 Oh, my God, he was... 216 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,344 I never met a man like him before. 217 00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:26,827 And he never loved a girl like me. 218 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,689 I'm sorry for what he did to you, Mama. 219 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:34,206 To us. To us. 220 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:38,862 But now that I'm working for Nicole, I'll be on the inside. 221 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:42,206 [chuckles] That is my baby. 222 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:45,413 Goal-oriented, just like her mama. 223 00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,724 We'll make things right. 224 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,206 DANI: It's a funny thing about names. 225 00:10:50,241 --> 00:10:55,000 Once you are Mrs. Hamilton, if this fiasco goes that far, 226 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:58,551 no one will tell you what they really think of you, so... 227 00:10:58,655 --> 00:10:59,827 Dani, you've gone far enough. 228 00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:02,724 Oh, I've just scratched the surface, Bill. 229 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:05,344 I'm tired of holding my tongue. 230 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,275 And why should I? 231 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:09,517 I'm the one holding the gun. 232 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,172 And what will you do with it? 233 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:13,620 She's putting it down. 234 00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:14,965 Right, Danielle? 235 00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:17,379 After they're done begging. 236 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,448 For our lives? 237 00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,000 My forgiveness. 238 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,758 On your knees. 239 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:32,551 She'll be here. She's like that. 240 00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:34,379 She gets wrapped up in her work. 241 00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:36,344 Whatever she's doing, she's into it 100%, 242 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,448 so I'll give her another half hour 243 00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,000 and then I'll start to worry. 244 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,241 But it's probably nothing. 245 00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:44,862 Paperwork, changing bedpans, no big deal at all. 246 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,241 That's right, just breathe with me. Ready? 247 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,931 [Ashley and Alix breathing deeply] 248 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:50,586 Hey, I don't know if anybody can hear us, 249 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:53,103 but, uh, we've got three people in the elevator. 250 00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:57,241 T-Tell them there's about to be one more. 251 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,931 -[groans] -Okay, breathe, breathe, breathe. 252 00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:01,172 Ready? Look at me, look at me. Ready? 253 00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:03,275 [both breathing deeply] 254 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,344 Tell me you've done this before. 255 00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:09,482 Are you kidding me? You've got nothing to worry about, okay? 256 00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:10,517 We got this. 257 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,517 Just keep breathing. 258 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,517 [both breathing deeply] 259 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,137 Doing great. 260 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:20,034 That's right, that's right, take a break now. 261 00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:23,482 Why do I feel like I'm feeding you to the lions? 262 00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:24,965 You aren't. 263 00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:27,517 This is the opportunity we've been planning. 264 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,068 And as Nicole's assistant, I'll be in the perfect position 265 00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:31,655 to get close to her and... 266 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,344 ...to her and Ted. 267 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:39,517 And we'll make him answer for the awful way he treated you. 268 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:42,482 All the money they got, how they live. 269 00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:45,482 He didn't even send child support. 270 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,068 You deserved better. 271 00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:49,758 And you deserved love from your father. 272 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:53,034 You deserved violin and Mandarin lessons. 273 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:58,206 You deserved trips to Europe, status and recognition. 274 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:03,137 But what did he do? Waste it all on those two feckless brats. 275 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,965 Princess Kat and fancy pants congressman. 276 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:08,965 Mom, please. 277 00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:13,137 I love you, baby, but you need to let me do this. 278 00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:15,517 You and your grandfather. 279 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,862 You need to get on your knees. 280 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:21,965 Hayley's not getting on her knees for you or anyone else. 281 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:25,551 Chivalrous. 282 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:28,620 I haven't seen that side of you in a long time. 283 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:31,413 Fine. 284 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:36,931 Since you're the one who swore to protect, honor and love me... 285 00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,448 you kneel. 286 00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:42,379 Let your wannabe bride see you as you really are 287 00:13:42,482 --> 00:13:43,827 on your wedding day. 288 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,310 Kneel or so help me. 289 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:57,793 [guests clamoring] 290 00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,551 -[gunshot] -[screaming] 291 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,379 ANITA: Oh, God, Danielle. 292 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,137 You get your hands off of me! 293 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,517 -Give it up, Danielle. -[straining] 294 00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:17,206 It's over. 295 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,310 JACOB: Give it to me. 296 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,275 Better in your hands than my unhinged ex's. 297 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,862 [gun clicks] 298 00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:28,931 Dani, come on. Come on. 299 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,206 Excuse me, excuse me. Move, move, move. 300 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,310 [indistinct chatter] 301 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,068 You could've killed someone! 302 00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:45,724 And you could have been a decent human being, 303 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:47,206 but here we are. 304 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,137 -You sure you're okay, sweetheart? -I think so. 305 00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:51,206 -One last thing. -Oh... 306 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:54,482 it'll never be over between us, Bill. 307 00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:58,655 Don't you think you owe us an apology for what you did today? 308 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,724 Shooting the flowers? 309 00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:02,241 No, it's a vast improvement 310 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:04,827 over those embarrassing funeral arrangements. 311 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,413 I would question your taste level, 312 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:07,724 but based on recent choices, 313 00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:10,137 it's clear that you've lowered your standards 314 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,620 to a hideous degree. 315 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:13,827 Oh. 316 00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:15,724 I'll see myself out. 317 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:23,172 MARTIN: Keep an eye on things while I do damage control. 318 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:26,517 Thank God that photographer stopped shooting. 319 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,655 And that your Aunt Dani was forced to follow his lead. 320 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,310 It's no joke, Smitty. I'm a public figure. 321 00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,931 The last thing I need is bad press. 322 00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:39,896 Talk about a shotgun wedding. 323 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,517 -Not funny, Kat. -Coping mechanism, cuz. 324 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,241 They told me this wedding would be unforgettable. 325 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,931 Now I know why. 326 00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:50,896 And to some child who befriended my daughter 327 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,896 and broke bread like family. 328 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,310 I would be breaking something else-- 329 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,068 some bones or some laws-- but don't quote me. 330 00:15:58,172 --> 00:15:59,724 Dani Dupree Hamilton deserves 331 00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:02,275 an award for enduring that nonsense. 332 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,000 And speaking of, did I mention her sister Nicole 333 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:07,862 snagged some honor or another? I don't know. 334 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:10,275 Those Duprees get more awards and rewards than anybody. 335 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,896 [laughs] 336 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,862 Ooh-wee, and don't get me started on the nephew. 337 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:18,827 Now, he's God's gift, or some might say. 338 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,758 Andre something or another. 339 00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:23,448 So, uh, d-d-do you have a name yet? 340 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,482 We wanted to wait and see. 341 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,896 No name, no gender. 342 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,931 My husband said it would be fun to be surprised. 343 00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,965 And, look, he's not even here. 344 00:16:32,068 --> 00:16:35,103 Oh! It hurts so bad. 345 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:37,241 Something must be wrong. 346 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:40,137 How many birthing books have you read, hmm? 347 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,275 -All of them. -Right, so it means you have 348 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:44,965 a head full of what-ifs about things going sideways, 349 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,689 but I need you to trust that things can also go right. 350 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,241 Okay, so what's the, uh, what's the next thing? 351 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,482 To breathe. 352 00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:54,896 What do you say? You ready to meet your kid? 353 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,586 Okay, ready? You're gonna breathe with me, okay? 354 00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:59,758 [all breathing deeply] 355 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,724 That's it, that's it. 356 00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:07,862 Ashley, it's your dinner date at Uptown, 357 00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:10,448 where I've been hydrating for the last hour. 358 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,689 Listen, if this is the ultimate payback for all those times 359 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:17,586 I kept you waiting when I was putting out fires, I'm sorry. 360 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:19,655 I get it and I owe you. 361 00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,172 I love you. 362 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,792 See you soon. 363 00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:27,619 Still giving up on her? 364 00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:29,827 She's not even answering my texts, 365 00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,482 so I'm gonna go check on her. 366 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,068 We might see you later. 367 00:17:34,172 --> 00:17:36,758 Hey, honey, um, what are you gonna do with the gun? 368 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:39,103 Look, I-I know it's a lot to ask, but I was... 369 00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:40,482 Jacob, a personal favor? 370 00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:41,931 What do you need? 371 00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:44,000 Police escort. Help speed my guests through the exits. 372 00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:45,103 He doesn't work for you, Dad. 373 00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:46,827 Hey, it's no problem. 374 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:49,137 Just meet me in the lobby, all right? 375 00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,517 We'll just make sure everyone understands 376 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,724 how stressful this has been for Danielle. 377 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,275 -Find a way to make it all go away. -Yeah, like we do. 378 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,793 Vernon. 379 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,482 I'll make sure you get the invoice. 380 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,172 For what? 381 00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:07,000 Damages. 382 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:14,517 Are you sure you didn't get any pictures of what went on? 383 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:17,620 I saw the gun and forgot about the job. 384 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:18,931 I'm really sorry. 385 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,103 These things happen. 386 00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:22,172 If there are more papers for you to sign 387 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,172 or additional payments... 388 00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:25,620 They have my email. 389 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,620 Dodged that bullet. 390 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,000 Oh, my God. 391 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,620 What's wrong, Chels, screen broken? 392 00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,275 I'm dead, Kat, I am so dead. 393 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,758 Our family is literally going 394 00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,344 -to murder me. -Why? 395 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:46,793 I was live streaming the whole time. 396 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,206 My mom, the gun, everything. 397 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,862 No, that's got to be a mistake. 398 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,379 And I made it. 399 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:56,275 I basically broadcast this nightmare to the entire world. 400 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,137 Martin and Kat had every advantage. 401 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,827 They had first-class tickets 402 00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:07,827 from the moment they were conceived. 403 00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:08,896 And what did you get? 404 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,827 Not even the time of day. 405 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,034 [scoffs] 406 00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:17,068 You know what? When we ran into your father at the hospital, 407 00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:18,689 do you remember what he did when he saw us? 408 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:20,758 He looked straight through us. 409 00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:21,965 You saw. 410 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:23,413 I did. 411 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:28,551 The life you could've led, Eva. 412 00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:35,344 But we're here now... and we are putting this plan into motion. 413 00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:36,827 But we can't make any mistakes. 414 00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:41,862 Outside of these walls, you can never call me Mom. 415 00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:43,068 Who am I? 416 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,206 -Leslie. -And you're? 417 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,793 The daughter of a friend of yours 418 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,655 who died when I was young. 419 00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:50,965 You took me in and raised me-- you and Alan. 420 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,931 That covers our bases. 421 00:19:54,034 --> 00:19:56,655 Ted only knew me by my first name Dana. 422 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:59,000 So Leslie shouldn't set off any alarms. 423 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,517 And from now on, I can only be 424 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,862 your surrogate mom. 425 00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:06,586 Well, until we drop the truth 426 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,965 in the middle of their very privileged lives. 427 00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:11,827 I got it. 428 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:13,758 No hint of a blood connection between us 429 00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:16,827 as long as I'm incognito in their world. 430 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,724 -Thanks, baby. -Mm-hmm. 431 00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:27,689 You got to stop beating yourself up, honey. 432 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,862 I would feel better if we could locate Dani. 433 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:31,103 I should have known. 434 00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:33,068 No one could have predicted this, honey. 435 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:36,448 I'm a psychiatrist, trained to pick up on signs of distress. 436 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:40,206 It's up to all of us to fix this situation. 437 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:41,310 We're Duprees. 438 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:44,310 We come together in times like these. 439 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:45,896 Falling apart is not an option. 440 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,413 The first order of business-- finding Danielle. 441 00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:53,655 Vodka martini, very dry. 442 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:54,862 [sighs] 443 00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,931 The way you were driving over here, though. 444 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:59,137 I stayed under the speed limit. 445 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,206 Pamela, if you are here to criticize my behavior 446 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,413 or tell me how ridiculous I looked... 447 00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:07,758 I said that I would be here for you today, 448 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,896 and I dropped the ball. 449 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,241 I should have been a better friend. 450 00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:16,000 I should have stopped you before things got out of control. 451 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:18,448 But I am here now. 452 00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:21,965 So put me in, Coach. 453 00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:23,862 Need me to run interference? 454 00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:27,344 -[phone buzzing] -Slash a tire, burn a bridge? 455 00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:29,000 I'm your ride-or-die. 456 00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,655 Okay. 457 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,689 And if you need me to, uh, pretend 458 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,344 that the bar isn't vibrating 459 00:21:35,448 --> 00:21:38,620 from all the texts you're getting, I can do that, too. 460 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,827 [buzzing stops] 461 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,896 What can I do, Dani? 462 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,689 You can pay for the drink I ordered. 463 00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:49,758 Oh, you're leaving so soon? 464 00:21:49,862 --> 00:21:52,655 -Time to face the Duprees. -Oh. 465 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:55,931 Well, good luck. 466 00:21:56,034 --> 00:21:58,034 Love you. 467 00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:00,310 Love you back. 468 00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:01,689 Enjoy the martini. 469 00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:06,344 Toast the bride and groom. 470 00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:08,000 [Pamela sighs] 471 00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:11,068 [RandB music playing] 472 00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:16,241 There goes my happy day. 473 00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:17,379 Uh, no, no. 474 00:22:17,482 --> 00:22:19,379 Don't let Dani ruin our plans. 475 00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:22,448 She already has. Look around. 476 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:26,068 Well... then I say we do what we came here for. 477 00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:27,620 With me looking like this? 478 00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:31,241 -My dress, my hair is all... -You look radiant. 479 00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:34,931 After all you saw and heard tonight, 480 00:22:35,034 --> 00:22:37,827 can I still convince you to join me on this crazy ride? 481 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,827 Nothing would make me happier. 482 00:22:42,931 --> 00:22:44,758 -Yeah? -Let's do it. 483 00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:47,310 -Let's, let's get married. -[laughter] 484 00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:53,482 Listen, before I go, don't ask me 485 00:22:53,586 --> 00:22:54,620 what I heard about Dr. McBride, 486 00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:56,793 husband to theVanessa McBride, 487 00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,137 Realtor to DMV's best and brightest. 488 00:22:59,241 --> 00:23:01,310 You know her and Nicole Richardson are besties, right? 489 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,034 Oh, yeah, they go way back. 490 00:23:03,137 --> 00:23:04,551 Anyway, you won't believe what... 491 00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:06,862 [chuckles] I'll call you back. 492 00:23:06,965 --> 00:23:08,275 You're Ashley's guy, right? 493 00:23:08,379 --> 00:23:10,000 The fireman. I never forget a face. 494 00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:12,931 Derek Baldwin. Hey, uh, you know where I can find Ash? 495 00:23:13,034 --> 00:23:15,448 We were supposed to meet for dinner, and she never showed up. 496 00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:17,448 Huh. Well, she clocked out a while ago, 497 00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:18,862 left with Andre Richardson. 498 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,310 -Who? -He's a photographer. 499 00:23:21,413 --> 00:23:23,482 Got on the elevator together, and that's the last I saw. 500 00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:25,034 ASHLEY: That's great, now I need you 501 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,793 to give me a push. Okay, ready? 502 00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:28,517 One, two. 503 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,517 -That's it. That's it. -[groans] 504 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,965 That's great, Alix, you are crushing this. 505 00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:37,827 ANDRE: No one would believe this is your first baby. 506 00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:40,793 Thanks for letting me squeeze your hand. 507 00:23:40,896 --> 00:23:42,103 Hope it's not your picture-taker. 508 00:23:42,206 --> 00:23:43,310 It's okay. 509 00:23:43,413 --> 00:23:45,862 I-I'll get the feeling back eventually. 510 00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:48,000 But for now, just stay what you're doing. 511 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:49,413 Okay? You're doing good. 512 00:23:49,517 --> 00:23:50,448 Isn't she, Ashley? 513 00:23:50,551 --> 00:23:51,931 Alix, I can see the head. 514 00:23:52,034 --> 00:23:54,137 -Oh. -ANDRE: Oh, oh, look at that. 515 00:23:54,241 --> 00:23:57,034 Just a couple pushes away, and you're holding your baby, okay? 516 00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,413 -Are you ready? -No. Yes. 517 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:01,758 I don't know, am I? 518 00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:03,275 Definitely. Now, on this next contraction, 519 00:24:03,379 --> 00:24:06,965 I need you to dig deep and give me everything you got. 520 00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:09,724 All right, here we go. One, two. 521 00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:12,344 [screaming] 522 00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:15,758 [crying] 523 00:24:15,862 --> 00:24:17,655 [door closes] 524 00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,068 Expecting someone else? 525 00:24:19,172 --> 00:24:20,724 Hoping you were your mother. 526 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:21,724 No one's heard from her? 527 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,034 I can make a call. 528 00:24:23,137 --> 00:24:24,896 Send out some patrol cars to be on the lookout. 529 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,448 That won't be necessary, Detective Son-in-Law. 530 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,862 Dani, we were worried about you. 531 00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,448 Can we get you anything? 532 00:24:31,551 --> 00:24:33,275 NAOMI: How are you? Are you okay? 533 00:24:35,068 --> 00:24:37,896 ANITA: An entire house full of people 534 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,448 worried sick about you, praying for the best, 535 00:24:42,551 --> 00:24:46,241 hoping you hadn't gone and done something else reckless. 536 00:24:46,344 --> 00:24:49,448 And here you come waltzing in like it's Sunday afternoon. 537 00:24:49,551 --> 00:24:51,586 -Mom. -"Mom"? 538 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:55,896 Is this a child of mine before me? 539 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,827 The shame you have brought on this family. 540 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,896 And a gun? 541 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,655 Since when do you have a gun? 542 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:05,965 Is that who we are now? 543 00:25:06,068 --> 00:25:08,137 I don't understand, Dani. 544 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,482 MARTIN: I do. 545 00:25:09,586 --> 00:25:12,000 Sometimes the anger just builds and boils over 546 00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:13,689 till you don't have a choice. 547 00:25:16,379 --> 00:25:18,172 No, you're right. 548 00:25:18,275 --> 00:25:20,206 You're right, Mother, as always. 549 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:25,448 These were not some of my best moments, I will give you that. 550 00:25:25,551 --> 00:25:28,862 But after the hell that man has dragged me through... 551 00:25:28,965 --> 00:25:31,172 You don't stoop to other people's level. 552 00:25:31,275 --> 00:25:33,172 You rise above! 553 00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,620 You're supposed to know that. 554 00:25:34,724 --> 00:25:36,655 I think what we all need right now 555 00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:39,931 is to take a deep breath and figure out what to do next. 556 00:25:40,034 --> 00:25:42,655 I'll have a word with Bill, 557 00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:45,758 see what it'll take to make this disappear. 558 00:25:47,034 --> 00:25:49,620 You see what your shenanigans are costing? 559 00:25:49,724 --> 00:25:54,137 Now your father has to go to that reprobate, 560 00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:57,551 hat in hand, and beg his forgiveness. 561 00:25:57,655 --> 00:26:00,206 You should be ashamed, Danielle. 562 00:26:22,758 --> 00:26:24,206 I'm sorry you had to hear that, 563 00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:25,689 but you know how your mother gets. 564 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,482 I also know she would never shoot anyone. 565 00:26:33,172 --> 00:26:34,758 I should have done something. 566 00:26:34,862 --> 00:26:38,275 -She pulled a gun in public. -Please, it was a private affair. 567 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:41,068 And, bottom line, no one was hurt 568 00:26:41,172 --> 00:26:43,517 and no one is filing charges. 569 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,379 Jacob, honey, maybe you should just go home. 570 00:26:48,379 --> 00:26:50,862 -Are you for real? -I'm just looking out for you. 571 00:26:50,965 --> 00:26:53,344 Please let the family sort this out. 572 00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:57,000 -Oh, so I'm not family? -No, that's not... 573 00:26:57,103 --> 00:26:59,793 You are my husband and a cop. 574 00:26:59,896 --> 00:27:01,862 Right, and what happened tonight was... 575 00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:04,000 Justified as far as I'm concerned. 576 00:27:04,103 --> 00:27:06,000 My father and my backstabbing former friend 577 00:27:06,103 --> 00:27:08,103 got the wedding day they deserved. 578 00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:18,344 OFFICIANT: By the power vested in me 579 00:27:18,448 --> 00:27:20,379 and the state of Maryland, 580 00:27:20,482 --> 00:27:23,586 I pronounce you husband and wife. 581 00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:26,379 I guess dreams really do come true. 582 00:27:26,482 --> 00:27:28,551 And this is just the beginning. 583 00:27:28,655 --> 00:27:31,793 -[laughing] -Aw... [laughs] 584 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:36,344 -Congratulations. -Thanks, man. 585 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:39,103 How does it feel being a married woman? 586 00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:41,793 I've never been happier in my life. 587 00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:46,206 Dani, moment for your favorite sister? 588 00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:47,620 My only sister. 589 00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:50,413 When you have one as good as me, who needs a spare? 590 00:27:50,517 --> 00:27:52,413 What did I do, Nicole? 591 00:27:52,517 --> 00:27:53,620 Oh, sweetheart. 592 00:27:53,724 --> 00:27:56,206 Mom's right. How could I? 593 00:27:57,241 --> 00:27:58,793 I am so ashamed. 594 00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:01,689 Listen to me. That wasn't you. 595 00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:03,482 You were forced into the untenable position 596 00:28:03,586 --> 00:28:07,034 of having to show up to that man's wedding to that little... 597 00:28:07,137 --> 00:28:09,034 Miss Jezebel. 598 00:28:09,137 --> 00:28:10,620 You're only human. 599 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:13,379 But I was raised to be better. 600 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:17,206 The child of Vernon and Anita Dupree. 601 00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:20,310 Dignified, calm under pressure. 602 00:28:20,413 --> 00:28:22,379 They can see your blood and sweat, 603 00:28:22,482 --> 00:28:24,862 if necessary, but never your tears. 604 00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:28,551 We'll just have to find a way to forgive you for appearing human. 605 00:28:28,655 --> 00:28:30,931 Mom will never. 606 00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:34,413 She'll get over it eventually. 607 00:28:34,517 --> 00:28:36,517 I don't know, Nicole. 608 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:39,379 I tried so hard to do the right thing, 609 00:28:39,482 --> 00:28:44,137 to just show up-- looking incredible, of course-- 610 00:28:44,241 --> 00:28:46,758 make it through that infernal ceremony, and go home. 611 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:50,206 But when the man who swore he would love me 612 00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:52,206 for the rest of my life was about to say it 613 00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:56,620 to a younger, maybe better version... 614 00:28:56,724 --> 00:28:59,172 She is nothing like you. 615 00:29:00,344 --> 00:29:02,551 I should have seen this coming. 616 00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:05,413 After everything Bill has put you through, he's changed you. 617 00:29:05,517 --> 00:29:07,310 He destroyed me. 618 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:08,689 [laughs] Never. 619 00:29:08,793 --> 00:29:12,103 Dani Dupree is still as wild as a house afire, 620 00:29:12,206 --> 00:29:16,275 but heaven help us, I think Bill actually made you stronger. 621 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:17,827 Watch out. 622 00:29:20,068 --> 00:29:22,448 What would I do without you? 623 00:29:22,551 --> 00:29:23,965 Unpredictable little sister, 624 00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:27,793 I will never give you the chance to find out. 625 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,689 I don't like the way you're looking at me, cuz. 626 00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:41,517 That cop you married seemed a little uncomfortable 627 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,172 with what happened tonight. 628 00:29:43,275 --> 00:29:45,896 He won't say a word to anyone. 629 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,827 I'd feel a lot better if we'd gotten the gun back from him. 630 00:29:50,931 --> 00:29:53,724 Thank God no one called 911. 631 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:56,724 NAOMI: How are you, Mom? 632 00:29:56,827 --> 00:29:58,793 -Better. -Okay. 633 00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:01,137 Mother, is there something you'd like to say to Dani? 634 00:30:01,241 --> 00:30:03,310 She didn't get an apology from Bill and Hayley, 635 00:30:03,413 --> 00:30:05,482 and she won't get one from me. 636 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:12,862 Epic. Everybody's here. 637 00:30:12,965 --> 00:30:16,413 Well, Chelsea has something she needs to share. 638 00:30:16,517 --> 00:30:18,551 Right, Chels? 639 00:30:21,103 --> 00:30:25,068 Derek, I may have solved the mystery of the missing nurse. 640 00:30:25,172 --> 00:30:26,689 Seems like one of our elevators is stuck. 641 00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:29,103 Wait a minute, and Ashley's trapped inside? 642 00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:32,310 -Ashley? -ASHLEY: Thank God. 643 00:30:34,172 --> 00:30:35,379 What the heck happened in here? 644 00:30:36,379 --> 00:30:38,413 It's a girl. 645 00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:41,482 A beautiful, perfect baby girl. 646 00:30:49,655 --> 00:30:51,034 I know it's all in a day's work for you, 647 00:30:51,137 --> 00:30:53,206 but stepping into that elevator changed my life. 648 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,344 Shame there's not a photographer around to commemorate it. 649 00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:59,689 Oh, uh, I'd be honored. Excuse me. 650 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,413 Okay. 651 00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:09,068 I will never forget what you both did here tonight. 652 00:31:09,172 --> 00:31:12,000 Mind if I get a picture of you holding her for her baby book? 653 00:31:12,103 --> 00:31:14,413 -Oh, I've got you covered. -ANDRE: Yeah. 654 00:31:14,517 --> 00:31:15,793 Of course. 655 00:31:15,896 --> 00:31:18,482 WOMAN [over P.A.]: Dr. Lund, line three. 656 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:23,103 Oh, she's the prettiest baby I've ever helped deliver. 657 00:31:34,172 --> 00:31:36,862 Thank you... for everything. 658 00:31:36,965 --> 00:31:38,551 Now, while you're taking good care of her, 659 00:31:38,655 --> 00:31:40,482 don't forget to take care of yourself. 660 00:31:40,586 --> 00:31:42,034 True that. 661 00:31:45,379 --> 00:31:48,517 Wow, a baby. 662 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:49,965 You guys had quite a night. 663 00:31:50,068 --> 00:31:52,000 Yeah. Your girl was amazing in there. 664 00:31:52,103 --> 00:31:53,482 -[laughs] -You're a lucky guy. 665 00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:55,000 Don't I know it? 666 00:31:55,103 --> 00:31:56,586 Mmm. 667 00:31:56,689 --> 00:31:58,137 DEREK: You stood me up. 668 00:31:58,241 --> 00:31:59,586 For good reason, though. 669 00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:04,034 [RandB music playing] 670 00:32:06,103 --> 00:32:07,241 Mind if we join? 671 00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:10,344 Oh, please. 672 00:32:10,448 --> 00:32:12,793 So, that was fun. 673 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:16,965 Oh. Forgive his painful sense of humor. 674 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:18,862 I know you and Dani are close. 675 00:32:18,965 --> 00:32:21,413 Oh, as close as you and Nicole. 676 00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:24,586 And they'll both need all the support they can get from us. 677 00:32:24,689 --> 00:32:26,827 The whole family will. 678 00:32:26,931 --> 00:32:30,724 Anything they need, we'll be right there. 679 00:32:30,827 --> 00:32:33,000 At least things can't get any worse. 680 00:32:34,793 --> 00:32:38,000 MARTIN: This is not good. 681 00:32:38,103 --> 00:32:39,379 And there's no way to delete that video? 682 00:32:39,482 --> 00:32:42,655 It was a live stream, bro, and it's going viral. 683 00:32:42,758 --> 00:32:44,068 Viral? 684 00:32:44,172 --> 00:32:45,241 How viral? 685 00:32:45,344 --> 00:32:48,241 Well, Chelsea has over a million followers, 686 00:32:48,344 --> 00:32:50,206 so that's your baseline. 687 00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:52,862 It was an accident, I swear. 688 00:32:52,965 --> 00:32:54,793 And it is not your fault. 689 00:32:54,896 --> 00:32:56,344 It is mine. 690 00:32:56,448 --> 00:32:57,758 No argument there. 691 00:32:57,862 --> 00:32:59,413 What's done is done. 692 00:32:59,517 --> 00:33:01,551 We need to get out in front of this. 693 00:33:01,655 --> 00:33:03,551 Where are you going? 694 00:33:03,655 --> 00:33:05,241 Make some calls. 695 00:33:05,344 --> 00:33:08,758 Any objections to a press conference, hmm? 696 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,758 We'll give it our spin. 697 00:33:10,862 --> 00:33:13,586 And I need you all there showing a united front. 698 00:33:13,689 --> 00:33:14,655 Of course, Daddy. 699 00:33:14,758 --> 00:33:17,137 Oh, no, you've done quite enough. 700 00:33:17,241 --> 00:33:18,241 Your mother's right. 701 00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:20,310 Keep a low profile, sweetheart, 702 00:33:20,413 --> 00:33:21,965 it's for your own good. 703 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:22,965 Let us handle this. 704 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:25,965 Whatever you think is best. 705 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:28,551 Excuse me. 706 00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:34,655 We all know what's at stake. 707 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,000 Let's show them who we are. 708 00:33:48,034 --> 00:33:49,896 How you holding up, baby girl? 709 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,551 Being in this family is difficult at times. 710 00:33:53,655 --> 00:33:56,034 This is one of those times. 711 00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:59,448 Dad, how messed up is this gonna be for Aunt Dani? 712 00:33:59,551 --> 00:34:00,793 She'll recover. 713 00:34:00,896 --> 00:34:03,000 The Duprees take care of their own. 714 00:34:03,103 --> 00:34:06,275 Vernon and Anita would do anything for their children, 715 00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:07,931 just as I would do for my own. 716 00:34:08,034 --> 00:34:09,275 And I mean it. 717 00:34:09,379 --> 00:34:12,551 I'd brave through hell for our family. 718 00:34:16,447 --> 00:34:18,034 LESLIE: Ted Richardson will curse 719 00:34:18,137 --> 00:34:21,793 the day he turned his back on us. 720 00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:27,379 Landing that job with his wife was a clever way in, baby. 721 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,344 It was your idea. 722 00:34:29,447 --> 00:34:32,862 And we got lucky when Nicole's assistant had that accident. 723 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:37,827 I'm sorry Laura will be laid up for a while, though. 724 00:34:37,931 --> 00:34:40,172 Everything will fall into place. 725 00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:44,241 So, what was Nicole like at your interview? 726 00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:48,000 [scoffs] Every bit as entitled as you said she'd be. 727 00:34:48,103 --> 00:34:51,793 No worries in Nicole's carefully curated world. 728 00:34:53,206 --> 00:34:55,551 I can't wait till we blow it all apart. 729 00:35:01,586 --> 00:35:03,931 United front reporting for duty. 730 00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:05,724 Let's make our way back to the country club. 731 00:35:05,827 --> 00:35:07,034 Back to the scene of the crime. 732 00:35:07,137 --> 00:35:09,034 It's Granddaddy's idea and it's a damn good one. 733 00:35:09,137 --> 00:35:10,689 Shows we have nothing to hide. 734 00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:14,482 Best if we do it now, get in front of the situation. 735 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:18,034 I love this house. 736 00:35:25,586 --> 00:35:28,310 Aah! Oh, my goodness! 737 00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:30,482 Caroline must have done all of this. 738 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:33,103 That woman deserves a raise. 739 00:35:33,206 --> 00:35:36,310 Well, if you need someone to blame, look no further. 740 00:35:36,413 --> 00:35:38,103 -You? -Mm-hmm, and you're thinking, 741 00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:39,793 "Why would he go to all this trouble 742 00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:40,896 "when we're leaving in the morning 743 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,586 for our fabulous Italian honeymoon?" 744 00:35:42,689 --> 00:35:44,689 Well, I will tell you why. 745 00:35:44,793 --> 00:35:47,517 Because I am madly in love with the woman 746 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,655 who brought me back to life. 747 00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:53,310 [sighs] 748 00:35:53,413 --> 00:35:55,965 What did I do to deserve you? 749 00:35:56,068 --> 00:35:58,068 -[phone buzzes] -Oh, wait, wait. 750 00:35:59,689 --> 00:36:02,689 I really hope this is not about a flight delay. 751 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,413 I don't want to wait another minute to... 752 00:36:08,137 --> 00:36:09,965 -What is it? -[chuckles] 753 00:36:11,241 --> 00:36:13,896 A tip from my friend at The Washington Post. 754 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,103 I have a press conference to attend. 755 00:36:16,206 --> 00:36:18,137 Captioning sponsored by CBS 756 00:36:18,241 --> 00:36:20,000 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org